the strangest things happen to me...
so I don't know how to even know how to preface this story.
all I wanted was my house
not like a precious feather duster clean...
like things I don't think about,
the oven/stove/behind the washer/etc.
I have lived here 2 years,
and I will be perfectly honest in saying I have not cleaned under the stove.
so of course I think it is a little strange to pay someone to do something,
that I obviously can,
but sometimes it is worth it!
so I find a lady.
she seems legit.
we text a few times,
she shows up,
calls her husband to tell him she made it last Friday.
(said they check in with each other when it is a new place, smart!)
well I got ready for work,
she went and got some supplies and came back,
and I was so excited to get home that afternoon to a spotless apartment!!
except I did not...
this is what my kitchen looked like,
as of 5:30pm
literally got home to all her supplies at the front door,
they money still sitting there (that I left to pay her),
clothes in the middle of a washing cycle
(with the lid open).
she literally disappeared.
and no acknowledgment that she was
2. was coming back.
I, of course, called her.
so I locked up my apartment and headed to the gym.
called her a couple hours later.
and now I am beginning to think something earth shattering happened.
death/house burning down/emergency with family/etc.
11 hours after I met her,
I get this text:
now, I will be the first to say that if my pet was hit by a car it would be a
it was just super strange.
It is weird enough to let a stranger in your house.
but then when they straight up disappear of the face of the earth, it adds a new dimension.
the cat lives.
my house got put back together,
it ends well!